
I am a relic. In a
world where fitness has swept the universe on its endorphin-powered chariot,
leaving in its wake legions of runners, bikers, triathletes,and plana forma
disciples, I remain resolutely languid.
Feel the burn? Runner’s high? I
listen to a multitude of people wax delirious about their physical activity of
choice, still as puzzled and as dubious as I’ve always been.
It’s not that I question fitness or physical
activity. Not at all! Exercise, it all its many forms, is good for
you – and that’s the inescapable truth.
But I just can’t get on the fist-pumping, limit-pushing,
sweat-dripping bandwagon, try as I
might. And I have tried. Really and truly. But where other feel a sense of glorious exhilaration,
I only feel nauseous and ornery.
Sports are definitely out. Not only do I possess zero coordination or
athletic prowess, anything to do with competition makes me miserable. Solo activities like running or biking do not attract me in the least. And don't even mention the gym to me.
So as far as physical activities are concerned, that
leaves power-shopping, power-erranding, and my once a week walk to the
neighborhood market. Not much. Although a step more active than
reading…which is my preferred activity, truth be told.
I love decadence, indulging, napping with pajamas, long scalding-hot showers, burrowing under soft cool sheets, stretching, dancing , sleeping
outdoors, sleeping in, 3-hour lunches with wine, hammocking, floating on my
back, sniffing my baby pillow, brunch cocktails, stirring hot chocolate,
lip-synching, and kneading dough.
The world is leaving me behind. But it’s ok.
Because I have this to keep me company.
Fried Egg in Aligue (crab fat)
- 1 egg, the best you can find or afford
- 1 tablespoon olive oil
- 1 small clove of garlic, very finely minced or passed through a garlic press
- 1 tablespoon aligue (crab fat)
- Sea salt
- Heat a non-stick skillet on medium-high heat. Add the oil.
When the oil is hot, add the garlic.
After a few seconds, when you can smell the garlic frying, add the
aligue (crab fat). With your
spatula/turner, quickly mix the aligue with the oil and garlic. Blend well until you have a deliciously
dangerous looking mass of bubbling orange sin.
- Onto this bed of foamy orange, gently lay your egg. As the whites set, gently flip the aligue
onto the egg whites and yolk. Keep doing
this patiently until the whites are set but the yolk remains runny. Sprinkle a little sea salt on the yolk.
- Slide the egg and all the aligue onto your plate…or
better yet onto a steaming mound of rice.
Consume immediately. This dish
does not like waiting around.
Aligue is crab fat and, over here, in a country of truly fearless people, it can be easily acquired sold in bottles. If you are not comfortable having 2 tablespoons of fat
(one animal and one vegetable…I’m nothing if not fair) in one serving then
please feel free to reduce either to the quantity you are comfortable
with. If you are, however, comfortable
having more, by all means indulge! I
would compensate though with some extra strenuous reading after ;)
Please don’t get me wrong. I would love to one day be bitten my some hyper-energetic
bug that will miraculously turn my potential into kinetic and my soft curves (I
have lots to spare) into hard angles (I sure could use those). Until then I suppose I’ll just have to be content
with the passions I’ve been dealt. I’m
certainly not complaining. Pass the cozy
and wake me when the coffee’s on please :)



